beerito:

are u in love with me? no?? *slides u a chocolate pudding* how about now?

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arachnocat:

people who don’t examine every grape they eat are brave people

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z-co:

one of my coworkers got a call (i work in a call center/tech support) from a customer that was really scared because supposedly the mafia was hacking her computer and they were stalking her…when finally my coworker took remote control of the computer he couldn’t stop laughing because

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"   You deserve someone who knows how to make things up to you after hurting you. Not someone who is very good with just the word, “sorry.”   "
True.  (via alouchee)

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deersatan:

"dinner’s ready!"

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railroadsoftware:

bro you look so cute right now dude. dude you are so fucking adorable 

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doctor-supersherlokid:

listoflifehacks:

If you like this list of life hacks, follow ListOfLifeHacks for more like it!

These are cool. Another little thing is if you save banana peels (dry them out), crush them, and put them around your roses, they will bloom so much better

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twenty2ndyear:

imgonnamakeachange:

me

Is it weird that this feels more inspirational than any real person before and afters?

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